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In honor of going to get our tree this Sunday-- a parody about a sad, pathetic Christmas tree. Enjoy!
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Hello, it’s Tree
I was wondering if after all these months you’ll cut me
So you can decorate everything
They say that you’re supposed to trim me, but I ain’t done
much blinging
Hello, can you see me
I’m in the forest dreaming of the tree I’d like to be
Now that I’m older and green
I’ve forgotten how it felt before when I was so tiny
There’s such a difference between stumps
And a million kinds
Hello from the other pines
I must have swayed a thousand times
To tell you I’m ready for some Christmas fun
But when you walk by me, you don’t take me home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I tried
To tell you I’m dying if I don’t get cut down
But it don’t matter, you clearly want to pick someone else
Like a fir
Hello, how are you
It’s so typical of me to invade your house, I’m sorry
I hope your ceiling’s tall
Did you have to cut my top off like nothing ever happened
It’s no secret that my branches slump
And I can’t hold lights
So hello from the other pines
I must have swayed a thousand times
To tell you I’m ready for some Christmas fun
But when you walk by me, you don’t take me home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I tried
To tell you I’m dying if I don’t get cut down
But it don’t matter, you clearly want to pick someone else
Like a fir
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